1. They don't care about us over 25 so text away us old folks.
2. I about peed myself with the cats and rotary dial phone comment.
3. I would probably give them to my 11 year old who would more than likely use them for thumb wars as well.
4. I'm not explaining to anyone why I have socks on my thumbs while driving, if you need a reminder you must not be very smart in the first place.